I must say, I'm absolutely incensed. What is this? What is going on? What kind of terrifying lunatic came up with this one? What sort of sociopath doesn't like any sort of fruit? It's all so delicious and juicy and flavoursome and refreshing. I just don't understand!
I'm so angry right now.
I'm going to go and eat a delectable juicy orange to cheer myself up.
Tasty, tasty fruit. Yum yum.